Name: Frank Kern
Started In Internet Marketing: 2000
Time to Make it: 2 years?
Estimated Yearly Income: 2-5 million*
List Size: 400K in 2008 (non IM)
Location: La Jolla, California
Dogs or Cats: guessing dogs.
- 9th worst surfer in Southern California
- Call of Duty is the equivalent of kryptonite to him
- Has an arch Nemisis named Spandanko
- once lost everything to a flood, and later again to the Feds, yet has recovered it all.
- Is incapable of hearing people unless they wear viking hats.
- has a production studio named “PEN ISland”. Ahem.
- dislikes Ferraris and work.
- Mass Control 1.0 2007
- Mass Control 2.0 2009
- Underachiever method
- Untra Underachiever 2006
- Serializer 2005-2006 $1Million
- Pipeline Profits (?)
- Strategist and Scheming
- Creating multimillion dollar campaigns as easy as most people breathe.
- Creating pitchfests that are still fun.
- Can if so provoked be persuasive enough to get people to tattoo penis on their forehead.
~8*, 2 customer service, 1 bookkeeper, 1 video dude. NO telemarketers
Note: none of this is official or endorsed by the real Frank Kern